Monday, February 21, 2011

Doldrums


This blast of winter weather is most unfortunate. I am very tired of this winter...it has waxed too long.
"It shall be unlawful, illegal, and unethical to think, think of thinking, surmise, presume, reason, meditate, or speculate while in the Doldrums."
"In the Doldrums, laughter is frowned upon and smiling is permitted only on alternate Thursdays."